AN IGBO MAN.
An igbo man fell into a well and was screaming for help. The wife came with a rope to help. The igbo man looked at the rope and said how much did you buy the rope ? The wife said #1000 still inside the well,he shouted what!!!!! Return it now now. Go to papa Chioma at the 7th street,he sells rope #100. Hurry up pls!!!! b4 I die here!!!!